Ok, so I'm sure y'all had some slight inkling (I hear you snickering, I'm not *that* bad) that I am... a little weird, to put it kindly.
But hoo doggie, there is more.
For example, what does This Boy do on his day off and is bored?

Got it?
No?
Ok, here's another one...

Still no?
Ok, one more then.

Don't tell me you give up!
I like to paint stylized men's facial hair, of course!
<.< <.> >.>
Noooo! Come back! I'm really not completely crazy... This is just an idea I've had kicking around my head for a little while now, and it was actually sunny enough today to do some painting!
Here are the last two pieces.

and,

And how about all of them together then?

I can't help but think that maybe, just maybe I should have been the stylist for some period evil villain. And I also have a craving to watch Gangs of new York. Weird.
Have a good March, everyone!
P.S. Cookies to whomever knows where the post title is from. (it's a webcomic)
P.P.S. Anyone know the names of all of the styles? I know the handlebar, goatee, dali and mutto chops (not happy how that one turned out) for sure, but my brain is gone today and I can't place all of them.